A Review of Jesus: His Life

Each Monday leading up to holy week, the History Channel is airing a docu-series called Jesus: His Life. The show awkwardly mixes in dramatic reenactments of the story of Jesus with commentary from an assemblage of (mostly liberal) Bible scholars.

The trailer to the show says that this is the life of Christ "told through the eyes of those who knew Him best." History has never done very well with the story of Jesus. Their mini-series The Bible (more accurately termed The Bobble) was terrible. In addition to biblical inaccuracies, it just wasn't entertaining. Jesus: His Life is equally dull. The mix of drama with commentary doesn't work. The thematic scenes fail to be captivating, and the theotwits do not add any life to the program.

Given that the show is flat and fallacious, I don't know why you'd want to bother with it enough to even read my review. But I offer this up anyway! The following is a play-by-play of the first episode, examining the life of Jesus though the eyes of Joseph. The time stamps are according to the video stream I watched on History's website, sans commercial breaks. And away we go!

1:00 — Oh, hello Joel. Yup, Joel Osteen is the executive producer of this little number, so he's one of the "experts" who will be popping up every now and then.

2:00 — The introduction is very "This is the story of how Jesus changed the world." This is not going to be about how Jesus was sent by God and died as an atoning sacrifice for those who will believe in Him. This is going to be about how Jesus bucked the status quo and brought about a revolution of social change. This show will not present the gospel. Phrases like "Savior of the world" might come up, but they'll never be explained. They'll be framed in a social context, not a gospel one.

6:30 — Aside from some questionable theotwits, the information so far has been factual for the most part.

7:45 — When Gabriel appears to Mary, he says, "Do not be afraid, for you have found favor with God. If you choose to accept His plan, you will conceive in your womb and give birth a son." Not only does this make the announcement to Mary staunchly Arminian, it's also pro-choice! Mary got to choose to have a baby. In Luke 1:31-32, Gabriel said, "Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. Behold, you will conceive in your womb and bear a son, and you shall call His name Jesus."

9:00 — Mary asks Gabriel, "Why has He chosen me?" Gabriel replies, "You are pure of heart and soul." According to the story in Luke 1, Mary did not ask that question, nor was Mary told that was the reason she was chosen. Gabriel said to her, "Greetings, O favored one, the Lord is with you!" When Mary was troubled, Gabriel said, "Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God." She was favored because God chose her, not because she merited worthiness.

9:30 — James Martin says, "Notice that when she says yes to the angel, she doesn't ask her husband or her father. She says to it on her own. So this is a very strong woman." The feminism is strong with this one.

11:00 — Dr. Otis Moss III says, "When Mary says, 'I'm pregnant, and you're not the father,' Joseph probably reacted in a typical male fashion. That's why I love the story because it does not sugar-coat it as making Joseph holier than thou." That's why you love the story? Because of your own conjecture? Not because it's about the birth of the Savior of the world? The show then portrays Joseph losing his temper, breaking stuff apart and throwing it around the house he had been building for him and Mary.

13:00 — Several teachers are cited as saying that if Joseph outs Mary publicly as having sex outside of wedlock, she could be killed under Jewish law. "Adultery is a crime punishable by death," according to Dr. Robert Cargill. That's true (Deuteronomy 22:20-24), but it's unlikely Mary would have been put to death. The Jews couldn't exercise capital punishment without permission from Rome. The Bible gives us no sense that Mary's life was in danger. The only people being stoned to death at that period of time were those who would preach the gospel (Acts 7:59).

13:30 — Ah, Michael Curry, the Love Bishop.

14:30 — Joseph is seen cleaning up the house he trashed after his rage fit. I've been waiting to see if anyone will actually quote the Scripture itself. No one has. Matthew 1:18-19 says:

Now the birth of Jesus Christ took place in this way. When His mother Mary had been betrothed to Joseph, before they came together she was found to be with child from the Holy Spirit. And her husband Joseph, being a just man and unwilling to put her to shame, resolved to divorce her quietly.

Being a "just man," he knew what the law said concerning unfaithfulness. Being "unwilling to put her to shame," he was not going to make a public spectacle of Mary. He knew the law was on his side. Rage-trashing his house is not divorcing her quietly.

16:30 — An angel speaks to Joseph in a dream and tells him the child in Mary's womb is from the Holy Spirit. When Joseph goes back to Mary, I have to admit, I found the interaction between them rather touching. But then this lovely scene was interrupted by silly commentary.

20:00 — Dr. Cargill explains, "There are two major problems with the census described in the gospel of Luke. The first is that the census takes place about a decade after Jesus has already been born. The second problem is that Roman censuses did not require people to return to their ancestral home. Most scholars think that Luke used this census as a device to get Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem because the prophecies say that the Messiah will be born in the city of David, in Bethlehem of Judea."

I covered this in my book 25 Christmas Myths and What the Bible Says. There are no problems with the census in Luke. The explanation is simple. Luke does not give an exact time reference to when the census took place. He said, "In those days," which is an unspecific period of time, and "this was the first registration when Quirinius was governor of Syria." All Luke is pointing to is that these events were part of the same drama, not that they all happened at exactly the same time. There was no reason to use "a device to get Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem." Matthew didn't use such an explanation in his gospel.

The dates often used by historians for the Christmas story are based on the writings of the Jewish historian Josephus. But sometimes Josephus was off by as much as a decade. Why are scholars so quick to villify Luke but justify Josephus? Luke under the appointment of the Holy Spirit is spotless in the telling of the gospel. Oh, and contrary to Dr. Cargill's claims, people did return to their lands when a census was taken.

21:45 — Ben Witherington III says, "[Joseph and Mary] barely got [to Bethlehem] before it was time for Mary to give birth." Not true, but that's a minor point. I appreciate that the show does correct the myth that Jesus was born in a barn. He wasn't. He was born in a house filled with family.

23:30 — Professor Nicola Denzey Lewis says, "Millions of women died in childbirth." Millions of women in Judea died in childbirth?

25:00 — Shut up, Joel.

25:30 — Whenever an angel appears to someone in this show and says, "Do not be afraid," they're just kind of like, "Who are you?" No one is actually afraid.

27:30 — The show continues the myth that there were only three wise men. Except they made the black wise man the lead guy now instead of the token sidekick.

28:00 — Right before the commercial break, Dr. Cargill says of the magi, "Meeting Herod the Great must have been terrifying." They probably had no idea who he was. But gotta keep the viewers in suspense!

29:00 — The show has the magi arriving at night. There's no commotion in the city. Yet the Bible says they came to Jerusalem asking, "'Where is He who has been born King of the Jews? For we saw His star when it rose and have come to worship Him.' When Herod the king heard this, he was troubled, and all Jerusalem with him" (Matthew 2:2-3). The number of magi and the size of their caravan were enough to alert all of Jerusalem and earn the magi an audience before Herod. This was a big deal. In fact the question they asked, "Where is the King of the Jews," was asked of Jesus by Pontius Pilate over 30 years later.

30:30 — The magi say, "We followed a star. Our charts tell us it heralds the birth of a messiah." No, they knew the star was leading them to the Messiah because they had the Jewish Scriptures.

32:30 — Joseph tries to refuse the gifts of the magi. That was weird.

33:00 — The Love Bishop says love things.

34:00 — Right before the commercial break, Joseph rebukes the magi for coming because they've put Jesus's life at risk. Oh, good grief. Drama for the sake of drama.

35:30 — The Love Bishop says, "Joseph keeps getting these dreams in Matthew's gospel. He gets the dream that tells him the child is a miracle of God. Then he gets the dream telling him to flee Palestine and go to Egypt." Joseph wasn't listening to dreams. He was obeying God. Matthew 2:13 says, "An angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream and said, 'Rise, take the child and His mother, and flee to Egypt, and remain there until I tell you, for Herod is about to search for the child, to destroy Him.'" The show doesn't depict that. Instead, the show portrays Joseph having a vision of Herod giving the order to kill baby boys in Bethlehem.

39:30 — Joseph and Mary barely elude the guards and get Jesus out of Bethlehem during the massacre of the innocents. (I really thought I'd done a WWUTT video on the massacre of the innocents. Apparently not. I'll get on that for next Christmas.)

40:30 — Joshua Dubois, Faith Advisor to President Obama, says, "The holy family become refugees." These comments are always more politically loaded than they are biblically accurate. A refugee is someone forced to leave their country in order to escape war, persecution, or have been displaced because of a natural disaster. Yes, Joseph and Mary fled Judea to escape the wrath of Herod, but they never left the Roman empire. They would have gone to the Jewish settlement in Alexandria, Egypt. There they were quite secure among their own people, and they had the gifts from the magi to pay for their stay. This was not like we would consider a modern-day refugee.

41:00 — Dr. Moss points out that Joseph protected his wife and a child who was not his own. "Joseph becomes a beautiful model for fatherhood today. Where would we be if we had more men who operated like Joseph?" I appreciate the sentiment. But the question is better asked, "Where would we be if more men obeyed God?"

Part 2 examining the life of Jesus through the eyes of John the Baptist coming at a later time... Maybe. If I think I can stomach more of this.